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Post by MikaMika on Aug 21, 2012 18:55:41 GMT -7
This thread was originally started back on JH.com, and to help keep it's existence, I'm relocating it so that I have a place to drop the many useless, and annoying questions that pop up in my head.
I'm sure I'm not the only one out there who has had dozens upon dozens of completely inane, random questions. You never really need an answer for them, but the compulsion to just get them out of your brain is enough to make you voice them. Feel free to post the answers if you know them, but we don't really need them if no one has them. Allow me to start! ^^
1. Does the Luv's company have any idea just how completely disgusting their commercial is where three babies try to out-crap each of their diapers, or is there some sicko out there that thinks it's cute to see a baby with a diaper three times it's size?
2. Why is it that every commercial about a product shows people going out of their way to look like total dorks who have never used simple equipment before in their life, when we all have done so well before the age of 16?
3. Why do people complain about the stereotypes, and then turn right around and reinforce them? Tyler Perry can't be helping any arguments on his side of things either.
4. Why the heck does all traffic come to a dead stop after you merge into the lane that's been moving forever, only to have the one you just left start moving?
5. When you really get down to it, who really cares whatever stupid thing you do as long as it doesn't affect/bother others or hurt anyone? And for that matter, why should it be everyone else's business anyway?
6. Who the hell saw the art for One Piece and thought it looked good!?
7. Why was 'Twilight' published in the first place, especially when we have much better wastes of paper?
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Post by MikaMika on Aug 21, 2012 18:56:03 GMT -7
Ok, what makes Simon Cowell the ultimate authority on who is and is not a talented singer? Cause I swear the majority of all the guys and girls he ever chooses all sound the same!
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Post by MikaMika on Aug 21, 2012 18:56:38 GMT -7
1. Do Creationists watch The Big Bang Theory?
2. Does the Pope buy 'Wholly Guacamole'?
3. Though it does cost less to produce, why do a bunch of the newer animated shows seem to be made in Flash? And who thought that they looked good to begin with?
4. Is it part of the training for managers in general, or are the majority of them all jerks and bitches to begin with? >.>
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Post by MikaMika on Aug 21, 2012 18:57:52 GMT -7
Not that I'm complaining, but who thought it was a good idea to make pretty much all classic evil white guys British? Do we Americans still hold a vendetta for all those colonial taxes or something? XDDD
Why exactly do the majority of people these days want to meddle into everyone else's lives, especially when it revolves around people they supposedly despise?
Does anyone REALLY give a damn if someone is gay or not anymore, or are we just beating a dead horse with this crap?
Has anyone ever tried counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? How many licks did it take? How did they measure the licks so that they were all even? Who would have the time to do this? XDD
Just how many woodchucks would chuck wood if woodchucks could chuck wood? And who the hell thought this was a good question!? XDD
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why did he keep doing it? XD
I have to wonder if anyone was ever stupid enough to even entertain the idea of trying to throw a surprise party for Sousuke for any reason, or if they all just understood how many casualties that would result in. XDDD
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Post by MikaMika on Aug 21, 2012 18:59:09 GMT -7
Ever notice that the more you say a word, that it starts losing all meaning and sounding really weird?
Why it is that when you stare into your own eyes in the mirror for long enough, it almost doesn't really feel like it's you your seeing?
Ok, honestly, I can see why people would think it difficult, but come on! Who's bright idea was it to say that Japanese was one of the world's most difficult languages? They probably have never heard old Jewish ladies spouting out Yiddish or something! >.<
Okay, disregarding the whole argument of 'we were all immigrants at one point', though with that base in mind, what the hell happened to all of our accents!? o.o Where the hell did they go, or is modern English some random bastardization of all of those combined over the last two centuries?
Why, for the love of all things, do people think that just because you are the one providing a service, that they are immediately freaking saints!? >.< I mean, yes I am a food service worker. It's not a glamorous job mind you, but jeez man! You do *NOT* screw with the person in control of giving you food! You just DON'T! WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME COLOR THE SNOW OF NORTHREND RED WITH SO MUCH FREAKING BLOOD SO OFTEN!?!? >.<
I have to wonder if all of these jerks that run around saying how much they apparently 'hate' manga, actually realize just how much of the recent classic comics have been taking noted from some of the most popular manga out there?
But then again, we're assuming that these dorks have half a brain, and is that not enough of an explanation already?
How exactly is 'picturing the audience naked' supposed to take away stage fright? Wouldn't it be more frightening to be on stage and realize too late that you were performing for a bunch of nudists?
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Post by MikaMika on Aug 24, 2012 20:16:08 GMT -7
Why is it that on Facebook there's no option to 'Dislike' Jesus? XDDD Or if that's too extreme, why not a 'Don't Prefer' option?
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Post by gylentia on Aug 26, 2012 0:59:59 GMT -7
Why do M&Ms bleed all over your hands? Isn't this equivalent to "melting"?
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Post by bontakun117 on Aug 29, 2012 0:11:58 GMT -7
Why's all the rum gone?
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Post by commanderjshepard on Sept 1, 2012 7:14:14 GMT -7
Sigh, why can't I pick a paint colour??
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Post by gylentia on Sept 4, 2012 14:14:09 GMT -7
Why does it have to start raining only after I've walked 15 feet out of the building?
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Post by bontakun117 on Sept 4, 2012 16:38:00 GMT -7
Why, in the name of all that is held dear by every single person on this planet, is the Army INCAPABLE of doing ANY-GODDAMN-THING in a way that makes sense?! I've got more important things to do than smash my fucking face against my computer screen for days on end trying to find that one link that EVERYONE needs. Seriously, that's not the kind of thing you bury under mountains of useless shit. /somuchrage
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Post by Misha on Sept 4, 2012 16:44:40 GMT -7
Why are so many baby toys creepy? Seriously. These things are the things of nightmares. My son has a peek-a-boo frog that looks seriously deformed and the mirror belongs in a fun-house with the way it warps the reflection. He's scared of that thing and I can't blame him... I'M scared of it.
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Post by MikaMika on Apr 17, 2014 0:00:18 GMT -7
Why does most gum advertize 'long lasting flavor' when it never does? I swear they actually used to be able to deliver on this when I was a kid...
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